me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you
husband: we have been married for 23 years

officialcroissookie:

me, a sensitive and very emotional person who cries easily and can’t take any criticism: i wanna fight someone

(Fuente: dijetedrago, vía done)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Fuente: stability, vía bastille)